Because 'Normal Labs' and Feeling Like Crap

Don't Belong in the Same Sentence

Hot Flashes, Brain Fog, and Jeans That Suddenly Hate You? Your Body's Not "Just Aging" – It's Throwing a Full-blown Tantrum.

Let's be real – life's too damn short to feel exhausted while doctors pat your lab results and send you home. I help women in their 40s and 50s figure out what's actually going on so they can sleep through the night, remember where they put their keys, and feel like themselves again.

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Is Your Body Being a Drama Queen?

Let Me Guess:

You need coffee just to make more coffee.

Your brain feels like it's stuffed with cotton balls.

The scale keeps climbing while you eat air and lettuce.

Your mood swings are giving everyone whiplash.

Your thermostat broke (oh wait, that's just your hormones).

And the cherry on top? Your doctor says everything looks "perfectly normal".

Time to Break Up With "Fine"

And Start Feeling Fan-Freaking-Tastic

What if you could:

Wake up without hitting snooze 17 times.
Think so clearly you scare yourself a little.
Wear those jeans that have been judging you from the closet.
Handle chaos without wanting to throat-punch someone.
Keep your bedroom at a normal human temperature.
Actually know what the heck your body needs.

Without some doctor mansplaining that you should "just eat less and exercise more." (Eye roll.)

Here's the tea: Your body's speaking a language your doctor isn't fluent in. Lucky for you, this is exactly what I do.

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From translating your so-called "normal" labs to creating actual plans that work for real women with real lives (not just those with personal chefs and three hours for daily workouts), we've got options that cut through the noise.

Whether you need a quick tune-up or a complete system overhaul, there's a BS-free path with your name on it.

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Need some help right freaking now? Grab our free resources that give you action steps today – not after you finish some 12-week program. From guides that translate your lab gibberish to straight talk about why you're tired all the time, these tools get to the point.

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Why Listen to Me?

I've Been the Woman Crying in the Doctor's Parking Lot

Hey there, I'm Cathi – lab decoder, hormone whisperer, and the woman who got tired of being told it was "all in my head."

After 30+ years helping women get answers that actually make sense, I've learned one thing: Medical gaslighting is alive and well, honey.

What makes us different isn't just letters after our name – it's that we don't dismiss your symptoms as "just getting older" or suggest another antidepressant when your hormones are the real issue.

Think of me as your no-BS health bestie – I'll tell you when your pants look bad AND why your body's rebelling (often in the same conversation).

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Women Who Got Tired of Being Tired

– Jennifer, 48

Five doctors told me I was 'fine' while I could barely drag myself out of bed. Cathi found what they all missed in 45 minutes. Now I have actual energy instead of just chugging caffeine to simulate being alive.

– Michelle, 51

After three years of my weight going nowhere but up, Cathi figured out why my body was basically giving me the middle finger. Down 18 pounds and kept it off without living on kale and sadness.

– Patricia, 47

I thought waking up drenched and raging at my husband was my new normal. Three months with Cathi, and I'm sleeping through the night and my husband no longer fears me. Win-win.

Tired of Feeling Like Your Body's Plotting Against You?

Look, there's nothing "normal" about feeling like garbage every day, no matter what your labs say.

Your body's sending you smoke signals. Let's figure out what the hell they mean.

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